That’ll certainly get a woman’s attention (it got YOUR attention didn’t it?
), after which you explain that the disaster made you stay inside, you got bored out of your freaking mind, so you signed up for the site.
Meanwhile, they’re forgetting that the difference between what you THINK you want (logical reasoning) and what you NEED (emotions) is huge.
You see, you can fill in “when I first tell people about my kung fu they laugh…
ANY disaster works well to grab attention with by the way.